[Dixielandjazz] OT OT OT OT OT! joke...

David Richoux tubaman@batnet.com
Mon, 23 Sep 2002 19:57:40 -0700

My wife thought this was very funny...
I don't know.

Jazz Content? One bawdy song I can think of.

Dave Richoux

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death of her
husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be
best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first
place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor
to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just
below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.