[Dixielandjazz] Re: Scratches
Thu, 05 Sep 2002 02:22:43 +0000
Regarding those scratches . . .
Ignore them, or maybe even enhance them a little so they really show up. If
anyone askes you about them, simply say something like, "I know, I know . .
. but you know how some women can get in the heat of passion! It's a good
thing I don't have hickeys all over my body!"
Then don't say any more.
The main problem is that nobody will even take notice of the scratches at
all. As a matter of fact, if they do they'll probably say "Hmmm . . . looks
like old John has been working in the garden again."
Life is really unfair!
Bill "Mass of hickeys" Gunter
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