[Dixielandjazz] Re: Dixielandjazz digest, Vol 1 #34 - 6 msgs

[Barbonestreet@earthlink.net]

Bob Romans wrote about the Saxophonist who spent a fortune learning to play, yet still couldn't get a date and is suing Selmer for misleading him that the sax would get him sex.

Poor guy should have bought a clarinet. Word has it that Charlie Hooks, Tito Martino, Evan Christopher, et al are constantly fighting off those adoring lady fans. Makes no difference whether it's a Selmer, Buffet, LeBlanc, Yamaha, Bundy or whatever. Works like magic everytime.

Worked like a charm ever since Artie Shaw married those 8 wonderful women, including Ava Gardner, Lana Turner, Jerome Kern's daughter, and 5 other intelligent beauties. ;-) 

Cheers,
Steve Barbone