[Dixielandjazz] Christmas Songs

[Stephen Barbone]

Here's what could be the start of a new thread. Any additions?

Cheers,
Steve Barbone

CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED...

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas.

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me.

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and
Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me.

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire.

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,Jingle Bells...........

Delusional Racist---I'm Dreaming of an all White Christmas